Why not?

One thing I don't understand is the people who name their children Espn. That doesn't even look like a normal name. Also, if you're that obsessed with watching sports tv, why on earth are you reproducing? I vote you stop, now. Apparently last year there were three children named Espn, and another one recently. I think that four Espns is enough.

Actually, I'm consiering naming my first child Mtv. And then maybe one named Vh1. I'm a little confused on how one would pronounce that, but I have a while to figure it out. But! Does it matter? No, because I just love Vh1 that much that I am willing to have my child mocked for years and years. MTV and VH1, you are my only friends. If not for you, I would have some kind of terrible social life, and friends, pesky friends that would call me and want to do things, like hang out and...leave my house. I'm not ready for that yet. Maybe some day. And it will be a sad day, television channels.