Memos

TO: The old woman driving behind me today
RE: Your hand gestures

What's that? You so love the beautiful voice of Yung Joc that you want me to turn it up even louder? Alright, I guess I could do that for you. Wait, what do you want now? More bass?!?!? Of course I can do that!! Also, I hope you appreciate the huge cloud of blue smoke my car just left for you!

TO: The person that flashed their brites and honked at me tonight
RE: Why?!?!?

I did not do anything! My brites weren't on, my light was green, you were yielding to me (remember? you did not have an arrow!), and, for once, I was going the speed limit! So maybe you should stop being an idiot. Ok?