Did you know you sucked?

To: The Person Who Made A Face at Me
Re: You are lame

Yes, I know my car sucks, and smokes 3000x times more than any other car on the planet. But, I am aware of that, and that does not give you the right to make faces at me, demonstrating what an abomination to think my car is. And seriously, you were ugly enough before you made the face, puffing your cheeks up and sticking your tongue out while waving your hand at your face DOES NOT HELP.

Also, if you think it is such a problem, perhaps you could find a mechanic who could fix it. The mechanic my dad currently uses specializes in Acuras, and has for many years. Do you know what he told me? He said it's a problem all Legends have, and that i should get over it, because it's not going away anytime soon.

And no, I don't feel the least bit bad about flipping you off. You had it coming!

-Megan