iTunes: Land Locked Blues - Bright Eyes
My aunt's house got broken into yesterday. The criminals apparently were super
dumb, because this is what they took:
- A toothbrush
Used. A Sonicare, but used. And they left the charger.
- A paintball gun
Minus the hopper, helmet, and other things that would make it work.
- A pistol
This is legitimate. Although they left the serial number, which means that if it's used or sold, they will be discovered.
- The car
Only it's a stick, so they ditched a couple blocks away. And they left her wallet in it. Who knows why.
- A digital camera
This is also legitimate.
- A laptop
So's this.
And the things they left...
- A $10,000 diamond ring
- A different digital camera
- A selection of iPods
- 3 other paintball guns
- Magazines for aforementioned pistol
And this is why if you live in Stratton Hill in E-Town, feel free to leave jewels and other totally expensive things on the counter. They will go for stupid things, generally speaking.
I think that this is the most poorly written entry ever. I'm not proud of it. I'm going to bed, and POSTING IT ANYWAY.
-megan.
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